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catbatart

FLAWED DICE GIVEAWAY

Hey guys! So I’ve been trying to cast dice and have some very pretty results but nowhere near selling quality or anything. I have a pressure pot on the way, but lots of people have expressed interest in the sets I’ve made so far so I’m doing a little giveaway! 

This giveaway will go from WEDNESDAY, MAY 27 - WEDNESDAY, JUNE 10

I’m giving away one set here, and one set on Twitter! For seeing their shininess in action, you can view the vid I posted of the Tumblr set  d20 here, and the vid I posted of the Twitter set d20 here!

These dice are imperfect!  They have micro-bubbles on the surface of some, maybe not the best inking, maybe a chipped corner, but every die in the set is functional and rollable! 

THE RULES:
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Likes are awesome, but only Reblogs will be counted. Multiple reblogs will count multiple times! Do NOT spam reblog, however. It is annoying to everyone involved.
-You must be following this blog at the time of winner selection!
-No giveaway blogs! I will be checking!
-Please have messages or asks open so I can alert you if you’ve won! If I don’t hear back from you in 48 hours, I will generate a new winner!
-One winner will be selected via Random.Org on June 10th 

If you have a twitter, be sure to check out my other giveaway for that dice set as well! :D 

Good luck and thank you guys for the OVERWHELMING Support and enthusiasm as I begin my dice-making journey!  

catbatart

5 days left!

catbatart

4 days left!

the-lazy-old-fox
jumpingjacktrash

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oh my god

mumblytron

this is why cats domesticated themselves in the first place. finally. some cats doing what they wanted all along. so wholesome

crookedhillary

LIKE if you would have a beer with Gozer.

REBLOG if you would hunt rats with him.

IGNORE and your heart will be destroyed.

transgirlpinup

CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR

lady-feral

Reblogged, obviously.

rocketmermaid

I’m one of the two brewers at Empirical Brewery, and I love these little bastards! 

Sadly, Gozer passed away last year due to feline leukemia. However, the other three - Venkman, Egon and Raymond - are all still around and active!

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Venkman is the “leader” of the group, and by far the most curious - he explores and investigates everyone and everything that comes through the brewery. He also has a great sense of when somebody’s taking a picture of him and poses accordingly. He’s not interested in having humans pet him and will run away from you.

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Raymond, however, seems to have been feral for all of thirty seconds before Treehouse picked him up: He will meow for attention, and either rub up against your hand to demand pets, or flop down on the ground so you can scratch his belly. He and Venkman are close pals.

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Egon is the most skittish of the bunch, and barely likes you to even look at him. He’ll investigate new things, but spends most of his time hiding and sleeping. He has a special hiding spot on top of a pipe, and he somehow has the uncanny ability to sleep with all four paws dangling completely off of it without ever falling of.

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This is how they spend most of their day. If you ever find a stray cat hair on one of your six-packs, it’s probably Raymond’s. The guy sheds like mad.

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Venkman’s curiosity occasionally gets the better of him. This is what happened when a new pump came into the brewery. He managed to escape handily enough, though.

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Like I said, Venkman likes to pose.

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Buddies. <3

Come by Empirical Brewery sometime, and maybe you’ll get to see them!

cephalopodqueen

RIP Gozer, destroyer of hearts


unicornempire

CATS WITH JOBSSSSSS!!!

theromanceofthetelescope

What a great thing to wake up to. 

Finding cats that are far more motivated than I am. 

Source: CNN
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left-reminders

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This is capitalism's vast irrationality and inhumanity in action. Markets and The Economy™ matter more to capitalism than the concrete distribution of resources according to tangible human need.

Resources exist in abundance -- give them to people. Housing sits empty -- give it to people. The rules of the feast table should apply to our economic system -- no one gets seconds until everyone has gotten a plate.

We stand at a crossroads in these chaotic times: socialism or barbarism! The ruling class repeatedly chooses the latter. We need to organize and choose the former!

tafkarfanfic

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The problem isn't profit; it's logistics.

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big-block-of-cheese-day

The very very very best part of Tumblr is watching actual farmers take armchair central planners and/or bioethicists to the woodshed.

tinytricksterprince
bodhis

i miss her so much i think about her every single day (the local library)

closet-keys

not to be librarian on main, but for everyone who relates to this post, please check your local library’s website.

it is the responsible thing right now for libraries to have their buildings closed, but many of us are still providing services including reference (that’s librarian for “you can ask us questions about anything and we’ll find you relevant, accurate information or refer you to someone who can”) and virtual programming. Our library also offers free telehealth counseling services with a licensed social worker. You might not know all the services your library is providing until you ask, so it’s worth reaching out!

We’ve noticed our reference stats dropping since we closed our physical doors and are thinking that people assume because we’re not at the building we’re not available, but we are still here for our community! Your librarians are probably there for you too. Please check their website and social media pages!

mothdogs

not to be children’s librarian on main, but please check your library’s facebook, twitter, and even instagram and youtube! my whole system is posting weekly follow-along programming like storytimes, painting classes, playing D&D online, and sharing resources to help get us all through this. like and share their content if you can! it really helps the branches out and gets our services out there. 

reaperindisguise
fightsinlipstick

Every time I see “guilt” or “sin” associated with food I roll my eyes so hard I’m worried they’re going to get stuck.

“5 Super Bowl Snacks you Don’t Have to Feel Guilty About!” Dear God Brenda just eat the nachos. They’re special, they make you happy, and some nachos for the Super Bowl are not going to make or break anything.

By all means, make the lettuce wraps too, but do so because they’re healthy and yummy, maybe they align with your goals better. But guilt and shame and sin shouldn’t never be associated with food. It is not healthy. It should not be normalized.

Food does not have morality. Food does not change your worth as a person.

healer-mage

Thank you for saying this!

ravenfirethief
outlawsoflove

My class pretended to play dead.

tyleroakley

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

quibbs

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

attackonsociallife

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

the-80s-do-it-better

“Stop being dead right now”

fireheartedkaratepup

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

sdseraph

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

runwithskizzers

lmao an absolute delight

livingthedragonlife
frogmunist

Interview and transcript of a conversation with the new owner of tumblr

yeettherich

Glad they keeping the employees but

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cappucino-commie

Alert! You've reblogged 100 posts today, would you like to upgrade to our Premium Blogger package to continue?

garbage-empress

also continued porn ban, woo.

rainbowgazes-archive

This is an exceedingly stupid idea that I doubt will actually go anywhere. If they start charging for premium they're just going to hemorrhage even more users than the nsfw ban is continuing to do.

healer-mage

I’m not at a place where I can fact check this right now, but hoping that spreading this might eventually get back to Mr. Mullenweg that tumblr users are not “interested” in a “freemium” system. If I have to pay for features here, there’s no reason to continue using this site.